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Water Chemistry, Simplified
From the Denver Rocky Mountain News, reporting on answers to health and science
questions from junior high, high school and college students:
1. H2O is hot water, CO2 is cold water.
2. Water is composed of two gins: oxygin and hydrogin. Oxygin is pure gin.
Hydrogin is gin and water.
3. If you smell an odorless gas, it's probably carbon monoxide.
I have no doubt the students who gave these answers are authoritatively posting
on UseNet as we speak, err, type, err, read. Whatever.