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NFC: PETA
Can't go to the meetings during warm weather 'cause driving my car kills
insects. Caught a few in my teeth riding my bike, too. Figure insects are
just as sentient as fish.
Oh shoot! Someone just told me some fish eat insects! And other fish! And
eggs! Guess we'll have to force all fish to be vegetarians.
Oh shoot! I just learned some plants scream when they are picked! Guess we
can't eat them either. What is the nutritional value of gravel? Careful,
don't step on that microbe!
Guess we could turn all that PETA energy and money towards, say, saving "at
risk" people like inner city kids, abused women or frail adults. But they
aren't as "politically correct" or cute as Flipper, so that's out of the
question.
Reactively and Sarcastically Yours,
Chuck Church - sometimes member of :
PfETA (People For Eating Tasty Animals)
and
BRATTOTFCAPOST (Balanced Responsible Adults at the Top of the Food Chain and
Planning On Staying There)