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Re: NFC: Re: carlin?

Hmm, I agree with about 98%(hate the simpsons,
terminally stupid)

I guess I have to join the bad american line.Although
unlike 'george' I have fought in two wars. Lost
relatives to hitler. Regardless, I agree.

it rang my chimes loud and clear.

jake


> > I Am Your Worst Nightmare. I am a BAD American.
> > >  I am
> > >   George Carlin.
> > >
> > >  I believe the money I make belongs to me and my
> > >   family, not some midlevel governmental
> > >  functionary
> > >   with a bad comb-over who wants to give it away
> > >  to
> > >  crack addicts squirting out babies. I'm not in
> > >  touch
> > >  with my feelings and I like it that way, damn
> > >  it! I
> > >  believe no one ever died because of something
> > >Ozzy
> > >  Osbourne, Ice-T or Marilyn Manson sang. I think
> > >  owning a
> > >   gun doesn't make you a killer. I believe it's
> > >called
> > >   the Boy Scouts for a reason. I don't think
> being
> > >a
> > >   minority makes you noble or victimized. I
> > >believe that
> > >  if you are selling me a Big Mac, you'd better
> do
> > >  it in
> > >  English. I don't use the excuse "it's for the
> > >children" as a shield for unpopular opinions or
> > >   actions. I think fireworks should be legal on
> > >  the 4th
> > >  of July. I think that being a student doesn't
> > >  give you
> > >any more enlightenment than working at
> > >  Blockbuster. In
> > >  fact, if your parents are footing the bill to
> > >  put your
> > >  pansy ass through 4-7 years of college, you
> > >  haven't
> > >begun to be enlightened. I believe everyone has
> > >  a
> > >  right to pray to his or her God. My heroes are
> > >  John
> > >Wayne, the Simpsons, and whoever canceled
> > >Dr.Quinn,
> > >  Medicine Woman. I don't hate the rich. I don't
> > >  pity
> > >   the poor. I know wrestling is fake and I don't
> > >  waste
> > >  my time arguing about it. I think global
> warming
> > >  is a
> > >  big lie. Where are all those experts now, when
> I
> > >  am
> > >  freezing my ass through a long winter? I've
> > >  never
> > >owned a slave, or was a slave, I didn't wander
> > >forty
> > >  years in the desert after getting chased out of
> > >Egypt,
> > >  I haven't burned any witches or been persecuted
> > >by the
> > >  Turks and neither have you, so shut-
> the-#$%!-up
> > >  already. I want to know which church is it
> > >  exactly
> > >  where the Reverend Jesse Jackson preaches. And
> > >where
> > >  does he get his money. And why is he always
> part
> > >of
> > >  the problem and not the solution. I think the
> > >cops
> > >  have every right to shoot your sorry ass if
> > >you're
> > >running from them. I also think they have the
> > >  right to
> > >   pull your ass over if you are breaking the
> law,
> > >   regardless of what color you are. I think if
> you
> > >  are
> > >  too stupid to know how a ballot works, I don't
> > >  want
> > >you deciding who should be running the most
> > >  powerful
> > >  nation in the world for the next four years. I
> > >hate
> > >   those bastards standing in the intersections
> > >  trying to
> > >  sell me crap or trying to guilt me into making
> > >'donations' to their cause. These people should
> > >be
> > >  targets. I think if you are in the passing
> lane,
> > >and
> > >not passing, your license should be revoked, and
> > >  you
> > >  should be forced to ride the bus until you
> > >  promise to
> > >  never delay the rest of us again. I think beef
> > >  jerky
> > >  could quite possibly be the perfect food. I
> > >  believe
> > >that it doesn't take a village to raise a child,
> > >  it
> > >takes two parents. I think tattoos and piercing
> > >are
> > >  fine if you want them, but please don't pretend
> > >  they
> > >  are a political statement. I think Dr. Seuss
> was
> > >  a
> > >  genius. I'm neither angry nor disenfranchised,
> > >  no
> > >matter how desperately the mainstream media
> > >  would like
> > >  the world to believe otherwise. I believe if
> she
> > >  has
> > >her lips on your Willie, it is sex, and it is
> > >  sex for
> > >  both of you. This even applies when you are
> > >  President
> > >  of the United States. If that makes me a BAD
> > >American,
> > >then yes, I'm a BAD American. If you too are a
> > >BAD  American please forward this to everyone you
> > >know. We
> > >  need our country back! NOW!!!
> > >
> > >   I thank you.
> > >
> > >  George Carlin  >>
> >
> 
> 


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