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NFC: Re: OT RR email crash dont read if you dont correspond with robert rice



Ok here I am again.   JiM C.
----- Original Message -----
From: "robert a rice" <robertrice at juno_com>
To: <nfc at actwin_com>
Sent: Monday, June 25, 2001 8:57 PM
Subject: NFC: OT RR email crash dont read if you dont correspond with robert
rice


> my email crashed so for those of you whom I mail to periodically you will
> need to drop mne a note so I can get your email addy. For those of you
> who have tried to email you now know why I havent responded this
> week....Since Im totally OT...here is an offensive lil piece I enjoyed :)
>
> I Am Your Worst Nightmare. I am a BAD American.
> >  I am
> >   George Carlin.
> >
> >  I believe the money I make belongs to me and my
> >   family, not some midlevel governmental
> >  functionary
> >   with a bad comb-over who wants to give it away
> >  to
> >  crack addicts squirting out babies. I'm not in
> >  touch
> >  with my feelings and I like it that way, damn
> >  it! I
> >  believe no one ever died because of something
> >Ozzy
> >  Osbourne, Ice-T or Marilyn Manson sang. I think
> >  owning a
> >   gun doesn't make you a killer. I believe it's
> >called
> >   the Boy Scouts for a reason. I don't think being
> >a
> >   minority makes you noble or victimized. I
> >believe that
> >  if you are selling me a Big Mac, you'd better do
> >  it in
> >  English. I don't use the excuse "it's for the
> >children" as a shield for unpopular opinions or
> >   actions. I think fireworks should be legal on
> >  the 4th
> >  of July. I think that being a student doesn't
> >  give you
> >any more enlightenment than working at
> >  Blockbuster. In
> >  fact, if your parents are footing the bill to
> >  put your
> >  pansy ass through 4-7 years of college, you
> >  haven't
> >begun to be enlightened. I believe everyone has
> >  a
> >  right to pray to his or her God. My heroes are
> >  John
> >Wayne, the Simpsons, and whoever canceled
> >Dr.Quinn,
> >  Medicine Woman. I don't hate the rich. I don't
> >  pity
> >   the poor. I know wrestling is fake and I don't
> >  waste
> >  my time arguing about it. I think global warming
> >  is a
> >  big lie. Where are all those experts now, when I
> >  am
> >  freezing my ass through a long winter? I've
> >  never
> >owned a slave, or was a slave, I didn't wander
> >forty
> >  years in the desert after getting chased out of
> >Egypt,
> >  I haven't burned any witches or been persecuted
> >by the
> >  Turks and neither have you, so shut- the-#$%!-up
> >  already. I want to know which church is it
> >  exactly
> >  where the Reverend Jesse Jackson preaches. And
> >where
> >  does he get his money. And why is he always part
> >of
> >  the problem and not the solution. I think the
> >cops
> >  have every right to shoot your sorry ass if
> >you're
> >running from them. I also think they have the
> >  right to
> >   pull your ass over if you are breaking the law,
> >   regardless of what color you are. I think if you
> >  are
> >  too stupid to know how a ballot works, I don't
> >  want
> >you deciding who should be running the most
> >  powerful
> >  nation in the world for the next four years. I
> >hate
> >   those bastards standing in the intersections
> >  trying to
> >  sell me crap or trying to guilt me into making
> >'donations' to their cause. These people should
> >be
> >  targets. I think if you are in the passing lane,
> >and
> >not passing, your license should be revoked, and
> >  you
> >  should be forced to ride the bus until you
> >  promise to
> >  never delay the rest of us again. I think beef
> >  jerky
> >  could quite possibly be the perfect food. I
> >  believe
> >that it doesn't take a village to raise a child,
> >  it
> >takes two parents. I think tattoos and piercing
> >are
> >  fine if you want them, but please don't pretend
> >  they
> >  are a political statement. I think Dr. Seuss was
> >  a
> >  genius. I'm neither angry nor disenfranchised,
> >  no
> >matter how desperately the mainstream media
> >  would like
> >  the world to believe otherwise. I believe if she
> >  has
> >her lips on your Willie, it is sex, and it is
> >  sex for
> >  both of you. This even applies when you are
> >  President
> >  of the United States. If that makes me a BAD
> >American,
> >then yes, I'm a BAD American. If you too are a
> >BAD  American please forward this to everyone you
> >know. We
> >  need our country back! NOW!!!
> >
> >   I thank you.
> >
> >  George Carlin  >>
>



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