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NFC: Re: OT RR email crash dont read if you dont correspond with robert rice
Ok here I am again. JiM C.
----- Original Message -----
From: "robert a rice" <robertrice at juno_com>
To: <nfc at actwin_com>
Sent: Monday, June 25, 2001 8:57 PM
Subject: NFC: OT RR email crash dont read if you dont correspond with robert
rice
> my email crashed so for those of you whom I mail to periodically you will
> need to drop mne a note so I can get your email addy. For those of you
> who have tried to email you now know why I havent responded this
> week....Since Im totally OT...here is an offensive lil piece I enjoyed :)
>
> I Am Your Worst Nightmare. I am a BAD American.
> > I am
> > George Carlin.
> >
> > I believe the money I make belongs to me and my
> > family, not some midlevel governmental
> > functionary
> > with a bad comb-over who wants to give it away
> > to
> > crack addicts squirting out babies. I'm not in
> > touch
> > with my feelings and I like it that way, damn
> > it! I
> > believe no one ever died because of something
> >Ozzy
> > Osbourne, Ice-T or Marilyn Manson sang. I think
> > owning a
> > gun doesn't make you a killer. I believe it's
> >called
> > the Boy Scouts for a reason. I don't think being
> >a
> > minority makes you noble or victimized. I
> >believe that
> > if you are selling me a Big Mac, you'd better do
> > it in
> > English. I don't use the excuse "it's for the
> >children" as a shield for unpopular opinions or
> > actions. I think fireworks should be legal on
> > the 4th
> > of July. I think that being a student doesn't
> > give you
> >any more enlightenment than working at
> > Blockbuster. In
> > fact, if your parents are footing the bill to
> > put your
> > pansy ass through 4-7 years of college, you
> > haven't
> >begun to be enlightened. I believe everyone has
> > a
> > right to pray to his or her God. My heroes are
> > John
> >Wayne, the Simpsons, and whoever canceled
> >Dr.Quinn,
> > Medicine Woman. I don't hate the rich. I don't
> > pity
> > the poor. I know wrestling is fake and I don't
> > waste
> > my time arguing about it. I think global warming
> > is a
> > big lie. Where are all those experts now, when I
> > am
> > freezing my ass through a long winter? I've
> > never
> >owned a slave, or was a slave, I didn't wander
> >forty
> > years in the desert after getting chased out of
> >Egypt,
> > I haven't burned any witches or been persecuted
> >by the
> > Turks and neither have you, so shut- the-#$%!-up
> > already. I want to know which church is it
> > exactly
> > where the Reverend Jesse Jackson preaches. And
> >where
> > does he get his money. And why is he always part
> >of
> > the problem and not the solution. I think the
> >cops
> > have every right to shoot your sorry ass if
> >you're
> >running from them. I also think they have the
> > right to
> > pull your ass over if you are breaking the law,
> > regardless of what color you are. I think if you
> > are
> > too stupid to know how a ballot works, I don't
> > want
> >you deciding who should be running the most
> > powerful
> > nation in the world for the next four years. I
> >hate
> > those bastards standing in the intersections
> > trying to
> > sell me crap or trying to guilt me into making
> >'donations' to their cause. These people should
> >be
> > targets. I think if you are in the passing lane,
> >and
> >not passing, your license should be revoked, and
> > you
> > should be forced to ride the bus until you
> > promise to
> > never delay the rest of us again. I think beef
> > jerky
> > could quite possibly be the perfect food. I
> > believe
> >that it doesn't take a village to raise a child,
> > it
> >takes two parents. I think tattoos and piercing
> >are
> > fine if you want them, but please don't pretend
> > they
> > are a political statement. I think Dr. Seuss was
> > a
> > genius. I'm neither angry nor disenfranchised,
> > no
> >matter how desperately the mainstream media
> > would like
> > the world to believe otherwise. I believe if she
> > has
> >her lips on your Willie, it is sex, and it is
> > sex for
> > both of you. This even applies when you are
> > President
> > of the United States. If that makes me a BAD
> >American,
> >then yes, I'm a BAD American. If you too are a
> >BAD American please forward this to everyone you
> >know. We
> > need our country back! NOW!!!
> >
> > I thank you.
> >
> > George Carlin >>
>
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