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NFC: Re: Native Fish Conservancy Digest V2 #518
How to outsmart a Game Warden when he catches you with some illegal fish.
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Subject: Game Warden
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> > A man was stopped by a game-warden in Northern Michigan recently with
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> > two buckets of fish leaving a lake well known for its fishing. The
game
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> > warden asked the man, "Do you have a license to catch those fish?"
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> > The man replied to the game warden, 'No, sir. These are my pet
fish."
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> > "Pet fish?!" the warden replied.
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> > "Yes, sir. Every night I take these here fish down to the lake and
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> > let them swim around for a while. I whistle and they jump back into
their
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> > buckets, and I take em home."
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> > "That's a bunch of hooey! Fish can't do that!"
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> > The man looked at the game warden for a moment, and then said,
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> > "Here, I'll show you. It really works."
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> > "O.K. I've GOT to see this!." The game warden was curious now.
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> > The man poured the fish in to the river and stood and waited. After
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> > several minutes, the game warden turned to the man and said, "Well."
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> > "Well, What?" the man responded.
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> > "When are you going to call them back?" The game warden prompted.
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> > "Call who back?" The man asked.
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> > "The FISH."
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> > "What fish?" The man asked.