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Re: humor (fwd)



Cute, Luke.
  Doesn't belong on the NFC list.


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On Thu, 15 Oct 1998, mcclurg luke e wrote:

> Date: Thu, 15 Oct 1998 18:12:27 -0500 (CDT)
> From: mcclurg luke e <mcclurgl at washburn_edu>
> Reply-To: nfc at actwin_com
> To: NFC Discussions <NFC at actwin_com>
> Cc: North American Native Fish Association <nanfa at aquaria_net>,
    "Mr. Gerald Weston (Global Minister)" <102026.731 at compuserve_com>,
    MR. JAMES WELLS <jameswells at compuserve_com>,
    vismyda at yahoo_com,
    Richard Jost <rjost at earthlink_net>,
    Bob and Linda White <lkwhite at microlink_net>,
    Jessica Ostram <jostrom at eagle_cc.ukans.edu>,
    Renata Kinney <LastRdHme at aol_com>,
    J. Bret Kelber <ble17 at juno_com>,
    Gary Gibeson <Ggibeson at msn_com>,
    sawyer suzanne m <sawyersu at washburn_edu>,
    cole betty <zzcole at washburn_edu>,
    vic landrum <zzlandru at washburn_edu>,
    jander ursula <zzjand at washburn_edu>
> Subject: humor (fwd)
> 
> 
> This one is priceless too.  I know you discussion group monitors are
> probably gritting your teeth, but I thought this neede to be share as
> well.  Hope the rest of you find it amusing as well.
> 
> Luke
> 
> 
> ---------- Forwarded message ----------
> Date: Thu, 15 Oct 1998 15:49:28 EDT
> 
> Subject: humor
> 
> Our  Corporate Operations Committee has defined a lower cost alternative
> to the previously planned NT and Win 98 system conversions which will
> also address the Y2K (Year 2000) issues we are facing.
> 
> All  computers will be removed from the desktop by January 1, 1999.
> Instead, everyone will be provided with an Etch-A-Sketch.  There are
> many sound and viable reasons for this decision:
> 
> 1. No Y2K problems.
> 2. No technical glitches keeping work from being done.
> 3. No more wasted time reading and writing emails.
> 4. Reduction in technical support calls will reduce our costs associated
>     with maintaining our I.S. help desk.
> 5. Reduction in hardware costs.
> 6. Elimination of all software license fees.
> 7. Reduction in the amount of training necessary for new hires.
> 8. Can be used at the desktop as well as away from the office due its
> extreme portability.
> 9. Extremely low cost makes them disposable (when one breaks, we will
>     simply replace it).
> 10. We can now hire 1st graders to do your job.
> 
> In anticipation of the questions some of you will undoubtedly have
> regarding this corporate decision, we have prepared a list of the most
> Frequently Asked Questions from the Etch-A-Sketch Help Desk:
> 
> Q: My Etch-A-Sketch has all of these funny little lines all over the
>     screen.
> A: Pick it up and shake it.
> 
> Q: How do I turn my Etch-A-Sketch off?
> A: Pick it up and shake it.
> 
> Q: What's the shortcut for Undo?
> A: Pick it up and shake it.
> 
> Q: How do I create a New Document window?
> A: Pick it up and shake it.
> 
> Q: How do I set the background and foreground to the same color?
> A: Pick it up and shake it.
> 
> Q: What is the proper procedure for rebooting my Etch-A-Sketch?
> A: Pick it up and shake it.
> 
> Q: How do I delete a document on my Etch-A-Sketch?
> A: Pick it up and shake it.
> 
> Q: How do I save my Etch-A-Sketch document?
> A: Don't shake it.
> 
> 
> 


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