Re: [APD] Ionizers, cure alls, magnetic water purifyers and other snake oils

["Terry Barber" <terbarb at alltel_net>]

I think I remember smoking something in college that would do this same
thing<g>.  We didn't inhale of course......

TerryB
----- Original Message ----- 
From: "S. Hieber" <shieber at yahoo_com>
To: "aquatic plants digest" <aquatic-plants at actwin_com>
Sent: Monday, April 25, 2005 6:39 AM
Subject: Re: [APD] Ionizers, cure alls,magnetic water purifyers and other
snake oils


> Following on the tremendous success of "The Last Straw"
> (literally hundreds of thousands sold everyday at
> supermarkets, convenience stores, and neighborhood bodegas)
> the product that let's you add CO2 to your aquaria at
> virtually no cost for CO2, I'm are about to release a new
> and exciting product.
>
> Coming soon: the magneta-opto-optimizer. It's effect is
> similar to the antialiasing that your computer video card
> performs to enhance the images on your computer dispaly.
> But the magneta-opto-optimizer works with you aquarium by
> realigning the photonic radiation in the air in a special
> proprietary way -- similar to the way a magnet realiagns
> particles into a more coherent pattern. The result is a
> more coherent retinal stimulation. Now you can see fish
> with even sharper images, higher apparent contrast, and
> more distinct coloration.
>
> Once you have a pair of the magneta-opto-optimizers, and a
> suitable optometrist's prescription that is *personally
> tailor* you, you will be seeing your aquaria in a new and
> wonderful way.
>
> Adaptable -- One size fits all. The remarkable infinite
> adjustment properties of the magneta-opto-optimizer mean
> that anyone can fir a pair to their own unique head shape
> and size.
>
> The price will be about $1,400 per pair, lenses not
> included. The deluxe version, which includes a custom
> maintenance kit, comprising a special nonabrasive fabric,
> will be priced at $1,650. Shipping and handling, $250
> extra.
>
> Scott H.
> Still undergoing research is "Coluber lubricant." A product
> sure to end forever all your dry snake problems.
>
> --- Vaughn Hopkins <hoppy1 at surewest_net> wrote:
> > Darn!  Does anyone need a good ionizer?  Cheap?
> >
> > On Sunday, April 24, 2005, at 08:11 PM, Thomas Barr
> > wrote:
> >
> > >
> > > http://www.chem1.com/CQ/ionbunk.html
>
>
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