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FROM THE HOME OFFICE IN PARIS TEXAS, THE TOP 11 LIES YOU TELL YOUR SPOUSE
( OR SELF, OR SIGNIFICANT OTHER ETC. ETC.) TO GET ANOTHER FISH TANK FULL
OF NATIVES !!
11. I did not BUY it I found it abandoned in the Living room.
10. I won it at a poker game with a motorcycle gang.
9. God told me to do it. Said it was part of an ARK or something.
8. Oh , I thought you said pick up milk, bread , cheese, diapers and a
tank at the store.
7. I am part of a government fish repatriation program .
6.The salesmen swore to me this thing would get cable !
5. I think it grew here from a seed .
4.The other tanks were too dirty to enjoy so I got a new one.
3.The fish made me do it.
2.The men In Black ask me to keep it for them.
1. They are not fish they are larval space aliens