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NFC: Re: Re: OT RR email crash dont read if you dont correspond with robert rice

Hi ya Robert.... No luck in finding any snakes today as it rained off on on
most of the day here... Anyway, here is my addy to reinstall in your address
book...
Ttyl,
Charles Anderton
Round Rock, Texas
Where everythings Green.... for now !
----- Original Message -----
From: "Jim Capelle" <JCapelle at tampabay_rr.com>
To: <nfc at actwin_com>
Sent: Monday, June 25, 2001 10:12 PM
Subject: NFC: Re: OT RR email crash dont read if you dont correspond with
robert rice


> Ok here I am again.   JiM C.
> ----- Original Message -----
> From: "robert a rice" <robertrice at juno_com>
> To: <nfc at actwin_com>
> Sent: Monday, June 25, 2001 8:57 PM
> Subject: NFC: OT RR email crash dont read if you dont correspond with
robert
> rice
>
>
> > my email crashed so for those of you whom I mail to periodically you
will
> > need to drop mne a note so I can get your email addy. For those of you
> > who have tried to email you now know why I havent responded this
> > week....Since Im totally OT...here is an offensive lil piece I enjoyed
:)
> >
> > I Am Your Worst Nightmare. I am a BAD American.
> > >  I am
> > >   George Carlin.
> > >
> > >  I believe the money I make belongs to me and my
> > >   family, not some midlevel governmental
> > >  functionary
> > >   with a bad comb-over who wants to give it away
> > >  to
> > >  crack addicts squirting out babies. I'm not in
> > >  touch
> > >  with my feelings and I like it that way, damn
> > >  it! I
> > >  believe no one ever died because of something
> > >Ozzy
> > >  Osbourne, Ice-T or Marilyn Manson sang. I think
> > >  owning a
> > >   gun doesn't make you a killer. I believe it's
> > >called
> > >   the Boy Scouts for a reason. I don't think being
> > >a
> > >   minority makes you noble or victimized. I
> > >believe that
> > >  if you are selling me a Big Mac, you'd better do
> > >  it in
> > >  English. I don't use the excuse "it's for the
> > >children" as a shield for unpopular opinions or
> > >   actions. I think fireworks should be legal on
> > >  the 4th
> > >  of July. I think that being a student doesn't
> > >  give you
> > >any more enlightenment than working at
> > >  Blockbuster. In
> > >  fact, if your parents are footing the bill to
> > >  put your
> > >  pansy ass through 4-7 years of college, you
> > >  haven't
> > >begun to be enlightened. I believe everyone has
> > >  a
> > >  right to pray to his or her God. My heroes are
> > >  John
> > >Wayne, the Simpsons, and whoever canceled
> > >Dr.Quinn,
> > >  Medicine Woman. I don't hate the rich. I don't
> > >  pity
> > >   the poor. I know wrestling is fake and I don't
> > >  waste
> > >  my time arguing about it. I think global warming
> > >  is a
> > >  big lie. Where are all those experts now, when I
> > >  am
> > >  freezing my ass through a long winter? I've
> > >  never
> > >owned a slave, or was a slave, I didn't wander
> > >forty
> > >  years in the desert after getting chased out of
> > >Egypt,
> > >  I haven't burned any witches or been persecuted
> > >by the
> > >  Turks and neither have you, so shut- the-#$%!-up
> > >  already. I want to know which church is it
> > >  exactly
> > >  where the Reverend Jesse Jackson preaches. And
> > >where
> > >  does he get his money. And why is he always part
> > >of
> > >  the problem and not the solution. I think the
> > >cops
> > >  have every right to shoot your sorry ass if
> > >you're
> > >running from them. I also think they have the
> > >  right to
> > >   pull your ass over if you are breaking the law,
> > >   regardless of what color you are. I think if you
> > >  are
> > >  too stupid to know how a ballot works, I don't
> > >  want
> > >you deciding who should be running the most
> > >  powerful
> > >  nation in the world for the next four years. I
> > >hate
> > >   those bastards standing in the intersections
> > >  trying to
> > >  sell me crap or trying to guilt me into making
> > >'donations' to their cause. These people should
> > >be
> > >  targets. I think if you are in the passing lane,
> > >and
> > >not passing, your license should be revoked, and
> > >  you
> > >  should be forced to ride the bus until you
> > >  promise to
> > >  never delay the rest of us again. I think beef
> > >  jerky
> > >  could quite possibly be the perfect food. I
> > >  believe
> > >that it doesn't take a village to raise a child,
> > >  it
> > >takes two parents. I think tattoos and piercing
> > >are
> > >  fine if you want them, but please don't pretend
> > >  they
> > >  are a political statement. I think Dr. Seuss was
> > >  a
> > >  genius. I'm neither angry nor disenfranchised,
> > >  no
> > >matter how desperately the mainstream media
> > >  would like
> > >  the world to believe otherwise. I believe if she
> > >  has
> > >her lips on your Willie, it is sex, and it is
> > >  sex for
> > >  both of you. This even applies when you are
> > >  President
> > >  of the United States. If that makes me a BAD
> > >American,
> > >then yes, I'm a BAD American. If you too are a
> > >BAD  American please forward this to everyone you
> > >know. We
> > >  need our country back! NOW!!!
> > >
> > >   I thank you.
> > >
> > >  George Carlin  >>
> >
>
>