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NFC: OT RR email crash dont read if you dont correspond with robert rice

my email crashed so for those of you whom I mail to periodically you will
need to drop mne a note so I can get your email addy. For those of you
who have tried to email you now know why I havent responded this
week....Since Im totally OT...here is an offensive lil piece I enjoyed :)

I Am Your Worst Nightmare. I am a BAD American.
>  I am
>   George Carlin.
>
>  I believe the money I make belongs to me and my
>   family, not some midlevel governmental
>  functionary
>   with a bad comb-over who wants to give it away
>  to
>  crack addicts squirting out babies. I'm not in
>  touch
>  with my feelings and I like it that way, damn
>  it! I
>  believe no one ever died because of something
>Ozzy
>  Osbourne, Ice-T or Marilyn Manson sang. I think
>  owning a
>   gun doesn't make you a killer. I believe it's
>called
>   the Boy Scouts for a reason. I don't think being
>a
>   minority makes you noble or victimized. I
>believe that
>  if you are selling me a Big Mac, you'd better do
>  it in
>  English. I don't use the excuse "it's for the
>children" as a shield for unpopular opinions or
>   actions. I think fireworks should be legal on
>  the 4th
>  of July. I think that being a student doesn't
>  give you
>any more enlightenment than working at
>  Blockbuster. In
>  fact, if your parents are footing the bill to
>  put your
>  pansy ass through 4-7 years of college, you
>  haven't
>begun to be enlightened. I believe everyone has
>  a
>  right to pray to his or her God. My heroes are
>  John
>Wayne, the Simpsons, and whoever canceled
>Dr.Quinn,
>  Medicine Woman. I don't hate the rich. I don't
>  pity
>   the poor. I know wrestling is fake and I don't
>  waste
>  my time arguing about it. I think global warming
>  is a
>  big lie. Where are all those experts now, when I
>  am
>  freezing my ass through a long winter? I've
>  never
>owned a slave, or was a slave, I didn't wander
>forty
>  years in the desert after getting chased out of
>Egypt,
>  I haven't burned any witches or been persecuted
>by the
>  Turks and neither have you, so shut- the-#$%!-up
>  already. I want to know which church is it
>  exactly
>  where the Reverend Jesse Jackson preaches. And
>where
>  does he get his money. And why is he always part
>of
>  the problem and not the solution. I think the
>cops
>  have every right to shoot your sorry ass if
>you're
>running from them. I also think they have the
>  right to
>   pull your ass over if you are breaking the law,
>   regardless of what color you are. I think if you
>  are
>  too stupid to know how a ballot works, I don't
>  want
>you deciding who should be running the most
>  powerful
>  nation in the world for the next four years. I
>hate
>   those bastards standing in the intersections
>  trying to
>  sell me crap or trying to guilt me into making
>'donations' to their cause. These people should
>be
>  targets. I think if you are in the passing lane,
>and
>not passing, your license should be revoked, and
>  you
>  should be forced to ride the bus until you
>  promise to
>  never delay the rest of us again. I think beef
>  jerky
>  could quite possibly be the perfect food. I
>  believe
>that it doesn't take a village to raise a child,
>  it
>takes two parents. I think tattoos and piercing
>are
>  fine if you want them, but please don't pretend
>  they
>  are a political statement. I think Dr. Seuss was
>  a
>  genius. I'm neither angry nor disenfranchised,
>  no
>matter how desperately the mainstream media
>  would like
>  the world to believe otherwise. I believe if she
>  has
>her lips on your Willie, it is sex, and it is
>  sex for
>  both of you. This even applies when you are
>  President
>  of the United States. If that makes me a BAD
>American,
>then yes, I'm a BAD American. If you too are a
>BAD  American please forward this to everyone you
>know. We
>  need our country back! NOW!!!
>
>   I thank you.
>
>  George Carlin  >>
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