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Re: NFC: Continuing my weird wild life day
I don't know about Canada geese (though everyone in my family still has
scars on their legs from my grandmother's nasty domestic geese...until
grandpa chopped their heads off & we ate 'em :) nothing like being a farm
girl!) but there are several cases of mute swans (a nasty non-native brought
in by well-meaning idiots 'cause they're so pretty) drowning swimmers who
came to close to their nests or young.
-kris
(oh, yes, harrassing a migratory bird *is* a federal offense, but if they
don't migrate, most of us have lost all respect for them)
>From: "Larry" <lbn at iceprototyping_com>
>Reply-To: nfc at actwin_com
>To: <nfc at actwin_com>
>Subject: Re: NFC: Continuing my weird wild life day
>Date: Mon, 14 May 2001 18:57:09 -0500
>
>LMAO...now that's a great story. Growing up on a lake in Michigan Canadian
>Geese would constantly come up in our laws and make awful messes. We
>learned very young, not to mess with those things. The 15 pound looking
>mother goose in the water looks like a 150 pound ape when you try to mess
>with its babies on land. We heard all sorts of urban legends of people
>having their arms broken and the like by Canadian Geese. I'd have to half
>believe it as mean as I've seen them.
>
>Thanks for the laugh,
>Larry
>
> > As a young (and uh, dumb) adult, I thought it would be novel to capture
>a
>wild Canadian Goose chick from along side the Yellowstone River. Hmmm,
>probably a federal crime in the making, if I don't miss my bet...As I
>approached, the mother goose hissed & arched her neck, but I, being of the
>great homo sapiens species, knew she would run from me as soon as I got
>close enough. Because, as we all know, all critters have come to fear
>mankind, right? Wrong!! That ol' mother goose beat the crap out of me
>with
>her wings (I did get my hands on a gosling, however temporarily) and then
>she and her babies proceeded to outrun me to the river. Once they reached
>the river, the humiliation was complete as my first step was into some soft
>muck/mud and my next was a faceplant into said muck/mud. All of a sudden, I
>had absolutely no desire to catch one of those "cute" little butterballs.
>Nope, none whatsoever! And, standing over by our car, my worthless, beer
>drinking buddies couldn't stop l!
> > !
> > aughing. Somehow, at the time,
> > it didn't seem so funny to me.
> >
> > Bruce Scott
> > Meridian, Idaho
> >
>
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