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Re: Minimum Tanks or breeding activities - Off topic-
Funny piece of work ... I'm giggling aloud here (very big grin!)
But don't forget that (contrary to popular belief) there are quite a few
of us female killi (and other fish) keepers out there. Some of us have
husbands who are into fish, others don't. Mine is'nt particularly interested
in the fish at all, and wouldn't be caught dead mucking about in a live food
culture.
But he does go with me to shows and meetings, and he is the treasurer of
our local club, and he does do a lot in the webpage-electronic newsletter
area, so I can't complain too much. In fact, I consider myself quite lucky.
donna
----- Original Message -----
From: "Tranquility Base" <TranquilityBase at NetZero_Net>
To: <killietalk at aka_org>
Sent: Sunday, November 04, 2001 6:49 AM
Subject: RE: Minimum Tanks or breeding activities - Off topic-
> Hi Shane,
>
>
> Good to hear from you again. I know that sometimes some fellows have
> problems with their killifish and in desperation they turn to female
> companionship.
>
> But take it from me, most women are not that much easier than killifish.
In
> any event, no matter what you decide, there are a few rules you should
know
> before you get in serious trouble.
>
> No matter how charming you are some females will always prefer Pete.
>
> Never use the term "spawning mop" around females. Any sentence including
the
> word "mop" can ruin any chances of "spawning" you might have had
otherwise.
>
> Some females prefer to spawn in sand.
>
> Others get strangely concerned when you bring out the dark colored yarn.
>
> Never try to invite a female over to your place to see your large yellow
> fallax. (Fp. of course)
>
> Trio Spawning is frowned on by most females.
>
> Most females know that hot tubs do not usually have fish or daphnia living
> in them.
>
> And remember that if you call a female by the wrong name Dr. Watters wont
be
> there to correct you or get you out of the trouble you're in.
>
> After marriage most females exhibit annual spawning behavior.
>
> Now before any ladies on this list commence to flame me, keep in mind that
I
> might just be kidding. And yes I know that some females can inflict
serious
> fin damage on males with a bad sense of humor. As always, best of luck to
> you Shane, I'll be ducking for cover.
>
>
> Peace,
>
> ~RJ~
>
>
> -----Original Message-----
> From: owner-killietalk at aka_org [mailto:owner-killietalk at aka_org]On
> Behalf Of Shane Essary
> Sent: Saturday, November 03, 2001 7:35 PM
> To: killietalk at aka_org
> Subject: Re: Minimum Tanks
>
>
> Hey Sandy! How's "sunny" CA? Has it washed out into the ocean yet? :)
>
> Yeah, I just don't have the finnage to attract a decent female and nylon
> yarn chafes me so.
>
> -Shane
>
> -----Original Message-----
> From: Sandy1238 at aol_com
> Date: Sat, 3 Nov 2001 19:08:18 EST
> To: killietalk at aka_org
> Subject: Re: Minimum Tanks
>
>
> > Hi Shane,
> > You just can't court a fish. Try something a little higher on the
> > evolutionary scale.
> > Regards,
> > Sandy
> >
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