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Re: Minimum Tanks or breeding activities - Off topic-


ROTFLOL!

Too bad I don't have time to come up with a similar list for males.

Catherine


> Good to hear from you again. I know that sometimes some fellows have
> problems with their killifish and in desperation they turn to female
> companionship.
>
> But take it from me, most women are not that much easier than killifish.
In
> any event, no matter what you decide, there are a few rules you should
know
> before you get in serious trouble.
>
> No matter how charming you are some females will always prefer Pete.
>
> Never use the term "spawning mop" around females. Any sentence including
the
> word "mop" can ruin any chances of "spawning" you might have had
otherwise.
>
> Some females prefer to spawn in sand.
>
> Others get strangely concerned when you bring out the dark colored yarn.
>
> Never try to invite a female over to your place to see your large yellow
> fallax. (Fp. of course)
>
> Trio Spawning is frowned on by most females.
>
> Most females know that hot tubs do not usually have fish or daphnia living
> in them.
>
> And remember that if you call a female by the wrong name Dr. Watters wont
be
> there to correct you or get you out of the trouble you're in.
>
> After marriage most females exhibit annual spawning behavior.
>
> Now before any ladies on this list commence to flame me, keep in mind that
I
> might just be kidding.  And yes I know that some females can inflict
serious
> fin damage on males with a bad sense of humor.  As always, best of luck to
> you Shane, I'll be ducking for cover.
>
>
> Peace,
>
> ~RJ~
>
>
> -----Original Message-----
> From: owner-killietalk at aka_org [mailto:owner-killietalk at aka_org]On
> Behalf Of Shane Essary
> Sent: Saturday, November 03, 2001 7:35 PM
> To: killietalk at aka_org
> Subject: Re: Minimum Tanks
>
>
> Hey Sandy!  How's "sunny" CA?  Has it washed out into the ocean yet?  :)
>
> Yeah, I just don't have the finnage to attract a decent female and nylon
> yarn chafes me so.
>
> -Shane
>
> -----Original Message-----
> From: Sandy1238 at aol_com
> Date: Sat, 3 Nov 2001 19:08:18 EST
> To: killietalk at aka_org
> Subject: Re: Minimum Tanks
>
>
> > Hi Shane,
> > You just can't court a fish. Try something a little higher on the
> > evolutionary scale.
> > Regards,
> > Sandy
> >
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