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RE: Minimum Tanks or breeding activities - Off topic-
Hi Shane,
Good to hear from you again. I know that sometimes some fellows have
problems with their killifish and in desperation they turn to female
companionship.
But take it from me, most women are not that much easier than killifish. In
any event, no matter what you decide, there are a few rules you should know
before you get in serious trouble.
No matter how charming you are some females will always prefer Pete.
Never use the term "spawning mop" around females. Any sentence including the
word "mop" can ruin any chances of "spawning" you might have had otherwise.
Some females prefer to spawn in sand.
Others get strangely concerned when you bring out the dark colored yarn.
Never try to invite a female over to your place to see your large yellow
fallax. (Fp. of course)
Trio Spawning is frowned on by most females.
Most females know that hot tubs do not usually have fish or daphnia living
in them.
And remember that if you call a female by the wrong name Dr. Watters wont be
there to correct you or get you out of the trouble you're in.
After marriage most females exhibit annual spawning behavior.
Now before any ladies on this list commence to flame me, keep in mind that I
might just be kidding. And yes I know that some females can inflict serious
fin damage on males with a bad sense of humor. As always, best of luck to
you Shane, I'll be ducking for cover.
Peace,
~RJ~
-----Original Message-----
From: owner-killietalk at aka_org [mailto:owner-killietalk at aka_org]On
Behalf Of Shane Essary
Sent: Saturday, November 03, 2001 7:35 PM
To: killietalk at aka_org
Subject: Re: Minimum Tanks
Hey Sandy! How's "sunny" CA? Has it washed out into the ocean yet? :)
Yeah, I just don't have the finnage to attract a decent female and nylon
yarn chafes me so.
-Shane
-----Original Message-----
From: Sandy1238 at aol_com
Date: Sat, 3 Nov 2001 19:08:18 EST
To: killietalk at aka_org
Subject: Re: Minimum Tanks
> Hi Shane,
> You just can't court a fish. Try something a little higher on the
> evolutionary scale.
> Regards,
> Sandy
>
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