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Re: Some humor (was Re: Fw: True Story ...Cookie Recipe

Al I'll be there . Keep the snow away
----- Original Message -----
From: "Al Anderson" <killiman at indy_net>
To: <killietalk at aka_org>
Sent: Tuesday, November 21, 2000 5:16 PM
Subject: Re: Some humor (was Re: Fw: True Story ...Cookie Recipe


> Karl ya beat me to it. Hope to see ya this weekend!
> Al Anderson
> killiman at indy_net
> 317 253 2170
> 317 466 1615 FAX
> ----- Original Message -----
> From: "Karl Doering" <kilikarl at bignet_net>
> To: <killietalk at aka_org>
> Sent: Tuesday, November 21, 2000 12:09 PM
> Subject: Re: Some humor (was Re: Fw: True Story ...Cookie Recipe
>
>
> > Doug we will foregive you but most of your answers are Junk mail
> > ----- Original Message -----
> > From: "Doug Karpa-Wilson" <dkarpawi at indiana_edu>
> > To: <killietalk at aka_org>
> > Sent: Tuesday, November 21, 2000 10:29 AM
> > Subject: Some humor (was Re: Fw: True Story ...Cookie Recipe
> >
> >
> > > This is the only "junk" mail I send around, but in light of recent
event
> I
> > > hope that you'll find it humorous enough to forgive me!
> > >
> > > Doug
> > >
> > >
> > > ----------------------------------------------------------------------
> > > URBAN MYTHS/LEGENDS
> > >
> > > I was on my way to the post office to pick up my case of free M&M's,
> > > (sent
> > > to me because I forwarded their e-mail to five other people,
celebrating
> > > the
> > > fact that the year 2000 is "MM" in Roman numerals), when I ran into a
> > > friend
> > > whose neighbor, a young man, was home recovering from having been
served
> > > a
> > > rat in his bucket of Kentucky Fried Chicken which is predictable,
since
> > > as
> > > everyone knows, there's no actual chicken in Kentucky Fried Chicken,
> > > which
> > > is why the government made them change their name to KFC.
> > >
> > > Anyway, one day this guy went to sleep and when he awoke he was in his
> > > bathtub and it was full of ice and he was sore all over and when he
got
> > > out
> > > of the tub he realized that HIS KIDNEYS HAD BEEN STOLEN. He saw a note
> > > on
> > > his mirror that said "Call 911!" but he was afraid to use his phone
> > > because
> > > it was connected to his computer, and there was a virus on his
computer
> > > that
> > > would destroy his hard drive if he opened e-mail entitled "Join the
> > > crew!"
> > > He knew it wasn't a hoax because he himself was a computer programmer
> > > who
> > > was working on software to prevent a global disaster in which all the
> > > computers get together and distribute the $250.00 Neiman-Marcus cookie
> > > recipe under the leadership of Bill Gates.  (It's true - I read it all
> > > last
> > > week in a mass e-mail from BILL GATES HIMSELF, who was also promising
me
> > > a
> > > free Disney World vacation and $5,000 if I would forward the e-mail to
> > > everyone I know.)
> > >
> > > The poor man then tried to call 911 from a pay phone to report his
> > > missing
> > > kidneys, but a voice on the line first asked him to press #90, which
> > > unwittingly gave the bandit full access to the phone line at the guy's
> > > expense.  Then reaching into the coin-return slot he got jabbed with
an
> > > HIV-infected needle around which was wrapped around a note that said,
> > > "Welcome to the world of AIDS." Luckily he was only a few blocks from
> > > the
> > > hospital - the one where that little boy who is dying of cancer is,
the
> > > one
> > > whose last wish is for everyone in the world to send him an e-mail and
> > > the
> > > American Cancer Society has agreed to pay him a nickel for every
e-mail
> > > he
> > > receives. I sent him two e-mails and one of them was a bunch of x's
and
> > > o's
> > > in the shape of an angel (if you get it and forward it to more than 10
> > > people, you will have good luck but for 10 people you will only have
OK
> > > luck
> > > and if you send it to fewer than 10 people you will have BAD LUCK FOR
> > > SEVEN
> > > YEARS).
> > >
> > > So anyway the poor guy tried to drive himself to the hospital, but on
> > > the
> > > way he noticed another car driving without its lights on. To be
helpful,
> > > he
> > > flashed his lights at him and was promptly shot as part of a gang
> > > initiation.
> > >
> > > Send THIS to all the friends who send you their junk mail and you will
> > > receive 4 green m&ms, but if you don't the owner of Proctor and Gamble
> > > will
> > > report you to his Satanist friends and you will have more bad luck:
you
> > > will
> > > get ill from the Sodium Laureth Sulfate in your shampoo, or develop
> > > breast
> > > cancer from using the antiperspirant which clogs the pores under your
> > > arms,
> > > and the government will put a tax on your e-mails forever. I know this
> > > is
> > > all true 'cause I read it on the internet!!!!
> > > ______________________________________________________
> > >
> > > Doug Karpa-Wilson
> > > Department of Biology
> > > Indiana University
> > > Jordan Hall
> > > 1001 E. 3rd St.
> > > Bloomington, IN 47405
> > >
> > >
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