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Re: more fish, more tanks
In a message dated 7/6/00 1:02:24 PM Eastern Daylight Time,
djramsey at mindspring_com writes:
<< I have discovered the warning signs of the 'get more fish, more tanks'
disease that I am suffering from. Check yourself for these warning signs:
1 - You have just put in another pump, and nearly all the sponge filters are
now bubbling enough to work.
2 - You just put in your last sponge filter in a tank.
3 - You just found an empty tank , or, you just found another sponge filter
and don't have a tank to put it in.
4 - Absolutely any kind of egg just hatched.
5 - You received a F&E listing
6 - The week has a Saturday in it.
Unfortunately, while I have discovered the warning signs, no cure >>
Below a few additions to what I'm glad to know is now being described as a
"clinical condition." I was beginning to believe those who said I have a
"sick" affinity for water creatures!
7 - While walking through the local discount store you feel strangely
attracted to the plastic box section.
8 - Clear glass/plastic containers are considered as fish houses rather than
vases, pretzel barrels, or olive jugs.
9 - The word "no" no longer applies to orhan/surplus fish from friends.
"I get up. I walk. I fall down. Meanwhile, I keep dancing." -Hillel
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