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Stripping cats

Darren wrote:
	You people, always making things hard on yourselves!  You should hold
cat over the aquarium by its front paws, and "strip" it, like when
are stripped of their eggs and semen by squeezing the cat with your free
hand and sliding downwards.  After extracting the cats claws from your
eyeballs and having a family member call 911, push the "fertilizer
into the gravel, as you wait for the paramedics.

	Finally! A logical reason for declawing your cat!

Michael Serpa * Bay Island Orchids
2311 Pacific Avenue * Alameda, CA 94501
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