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Stripping cats

To: Aquatic-Plants at actwin_com
Subject: Stripping cats
From: MICHAEL SERPA <mserpa at bayweb_net>
Date: Mon, 25 Jan 1999 13:34:44 -0800

Darren wrote:
	You people, always making things hard on yourselves!  You should hold
the
cat over the aquarium by its front paws, and "strip" it, like when
salmon
are stripped of their eggs and semen by squeezing the cat with your free
hand and sliding downwards.  After extracting the cats claws from your
eyeballs and having a family member call 911, push the "fertilizer
tablets"
into the gravel, as you wait for the paramedics.

	Finally! A logical reason for declawing your cat!

	Michael
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