New Virus Hoax

It's come to my attention that there is another virus hoax circulating;
this one is called "Penpal Greetings" and is essentially identical to the
much-hated "Good Times Virus" hoax.  For those new to the 'Net, both are
utter garbage and not a matter for concern at all.  PLEASE do not post
warnings about this "virus" to the list.