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How many Aquatic-Plants posters does it take to change a light bulb?
Answer : 1,001
1 to change the light bulb and to post to the group that the lightbulb has
14 to share similar experiences of changing light bulbs and how the light
bulb could have been changed differently.
7 to caution about the dangers of changing light bulbs.
27 to point out spelling/grammar errors in posts about changing light bulbs.
53 to flame the spell checkers.
106 to write to the List Mom complaining about the light bulb discussion and
its inappropriateness to this group.
41 to correct spelling in the spelling/grammar flames.
99 to post that this group is not about light bulbs and to please take this
exchange to private email.
113 to demand that cross posting to other groups about changing light bulbs
101 to defend the posting to this group saying that we all use light bulbs
and therefore the posts **are** relevant to this group.
156 to debate which method of changing light bulbs is superior, where to buy
the best light bulbs, what brand of light bulbs work best for this
technique, and what brands are faulty.
27 to post URLs where one can see examples of different light bulbs.
14 to post that the URLs were posted incorrectly, and to post corrected
3 to post about links they found from the URLs that are relevant to this
group which makes light bulbs relevant to this group.
33 to concatenate all posts to date, then quote them including all headers
and footers, and then add "Me Too."
12 to post to the group that they are unsubscribing because they cannot
handle the light bulb controversy.
19 to quote the "Me Too's" to say, "Me Three."
4 to suggest that posters request the light bulb FAQ.
1 to propose a new "Lite Bulb Changing" group.
47 to say this is just what the group was meant for.
122 to complain that the numbers do not add up.
(Stolen and adapted for your enjoyment)