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Re: Native Alaskans (was re: Eskimos)
> Date: Mon, 22 Jul 2002 13:58:01 -0400
> From: "Hopkins, Samuel" <Samuel.Hopkins at marconi_com>
> Subject: Eskimos
> Every time I see a website or book describing the environmental requirements
> of a plant or fish, for instance a GH 8.0, KH 5.0, PH 7.0, I laugh and think
> of this:
> What if aliens came down and captured an Eskimo for a pet. They'd bring him
> back to their planet and have on a species sheet:
> Eskimo will flourish if kept in the following environment: Keep at a
> temperature of less than 5 degrees. Feed sparingly and make him work hard
> for food. Give 24 hours of darkness for 6 months and then 24 hours of light.
Haven't you heard? That's what all the alien abductions are all about.
They're taking statistical samples.
In fact, I bet right now there's a bunch of aliens frowning at their
monitors, reading their alien mailing lists.
"Help! My humans are breeding, but I don't have anywhere to put the babies!
Will the parents eat them?"
"The TastyKake is sufficient as a snack treat/occasional reward, but I have
found the Twinkie to be much more effective. Do you think there's a trace
element found in Twinkies which the humans crave? Or do they just prefer
"I'm trying to determine the exact O2 requirements for a family of 4. I had
been using an O2 reactor, but my humans kept getting wedged between it and
the wall, so I think I'll switch to an airstone."